Eunie

I think that is mildly satisfying. To be fair: I haven’t seen a single book shop sorting the books alphabetical. A book shop isn’t a library.

Waiting for a programming language with iff Syntax

I mean: Isn’t that part of the whole federation thingy?

Wait, I’ll help you with that. Just let me get the keys for the truck.

Replace ‘average’ by ‘median’ to be correct. The average can be distorted by especially dumb people.

This question is actually pretty old. Already ancient Greek / Roman philosophers discussed this.

Google the word ‘anacyclosis’ if you want to learn more. Alternatively here is a video link. I marked the position where the cycle explanation starts. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uqsBx58GxYY&t=371

Found the market liberal.

You ban stuff not because it is bad and you want something better. You ban stuff that is so bad that is actually harmful.

Would I be wooshing myself if I told you you did?

The comparison doesn’t work. In the US it is common practice that a newspaper gives a recommendation.

Also the US has a two party system. Compare this to Germany’s multi party system. If you are undecided between to options a recommendation might help. If you are undecided whether you should vote the Greens or SPD a newspaper recommending CDU doesn’t help you at all.

While it is not illegal for a newspaper to give a recommendation in Germany, it would be a scandal indeed. But the only reason for this would be that they didn’t do it before. People are just complaining about changes like in this case as well

I would sell your cat together with the cat of the guy above you for a single pretzel.

Never heard of this. We say ‘auf links, rechts zu’ and simply order the words alphabetically

Sadly, no. Germany for example has the SCHUFA which is basically the equivalent of the Chinese social score nowadays

Pyra / Mythra in Smash. Does that mean I am the big boobies girl in the sheets?

God-Emperor

Pardon, you meant holy and all knowing God-Emperor, Sun Overlord and Reincarnated Jesus, Messias and *checks notes* greatest leader of all time.¹ Please adress him with his proper title you mortal filth!

¹ I wonder where I have heard that one before…

you can’t encrypt it

My friend, you will be surprised that encryption is something that not only the magical internet machine can do.

Through the mountains 🎵