Hey guys we have a captain obvious over here!

I love you so much I think you’re way cooler than a robot!

Now put a ring on it. And I want a diamond.

Even better then. With people WFH companies move their on-prem servers and applications to the Cloud like AWS!

No matter how you dice this Amazon is fucking itself

Its a computer. That’s all a hacker needs.

No offense but this is a bad take. They didn’t normalize DRM. DRM was a thing before steam was around. And DRM companies like Denuvo are going to Game Devs and Publishers to sell them their DRM, not steam.

You’re mad at the wrong company.

What’s the S?

This one’s my favorite

My daughter is coming in 8 weeks…and now you tell me?

*Complains that Microsoft gives you a way to turn something off.

*Databases crash noises

Uh no? Most organizations use preinstaed certs. They are usually baked into the Windows image for deployment… They are what allow a corporate device to connect to WiFi networks without a password.

I LOVE eating out a woman. My woman is 8 months pregnant and I havent eaten pussy in most of that time and it’s killing me lol

How are people up voting this. Can people not do 1st grade basic math? This is just incorrect

The article is about Teams not Outlook

You fucked Elon?! ( •_•)>⌐■-■

This is why I tell people not to use their debit card unless it’s to get cash. Credit cards have protections. Debit cards do not.

Sr. Systems Admin here. IT does not give 2 shits about what you browse UNLESS something is reported or something trips our Alerts (has to be something major like Child Porn).

We don’t sit there and actively monitor and watch what you are browsing. We investigate when something is reported by a worker or an Alert/Filter gets tripped

HR also doesn’t know unless we tell them.

You’re wrong. Someone who’s inconsiderate enough to park like an asshole doesn’t deserve to be treated any differently

Not when the battery is dead dipshit

Lol TBH while this sucks it’s hard to have any sympathy. You chose some weird ass off brand ISP. A company that even I, someone who is in IT has never heard of, did absolute zero research before dropping money. Then to top it all off you didn’t go through your bank to attempt to get them to handle it and get your money back or at the very least charge back the fuck out of them?

You had so many chances here man.