Trump’s probably willing to make A Deal. Something like, “Give me your minerals or I will find a pretext to invade, and take them anyway”.

Or something like that.

Miller’s gonna spank himself into a coma at the thought.

Diminishing returns

TIL that too 🤯

I see what you did there 😁

And yes, some countries use human faeces as a fertiliser. Not sure if that’s the case in the UK though… I doubt it, the literal and figurative shit storm that would create… 😬

How do you resign from a position you never actually had?

Looks like I forgot the obligatory /s…

He’ll just go to war with someone random (Venezuela?) and cancel all future elections. And then say Zelenskyy did it first.

Didn’t they bother to get any Democrat statements?

Then throw out the contents and eat the pot. It’s probably safer.

He’s an Accelerationist. He wants this to happen.

People would stop reading at “Peter Thiel says”, “Elon Musk says”, “Donald Trump says”, there’s a better chance of a click if they do it this way.

No crown of thorns either. Amateur.

Why does Candace Owens matter? Particularly to the French? What a stupid timeline this is.

In other news, a line of data centres is now being planned to stretch all the way from New Jersey to Maine

At least it’s wearing (under)pants.

Some bullies mentally never lose the high school mindset. Some of them join Forces, others elect those just like them to be president.

Bromide sedatives vanished from the US market by 1989, after the Food and Drug Administration banned them

So Robert Fucken Kennedy Jr will be all over this one shortly. Expect more psychosis I guess…

It’s not their water, so they don’t care. When it finally runs out, they’ll just go somewhere else.

Same rock, different hill

Christian evangelists at the root of it all. 'nuff said.