dumpster_dove [he/him]

Not on this list but I’ve heard that Azire is similar to Mullvad but with port forwarding. Supposedly they lack some other features, though.

critical support for grok discovering the Hitler particle

Hey now, if you’re not born the strongest you could always steal the DNA of the strongest guy and do evil scientist stuff with it. Because talent is in the DNA :Orochimaru: :calipers: :Hashirama:

We’ve all heard the story of the falling apple, but did you know Newton figured out light while trying to make an album cover?

Missed opportunity to name it “Flying Amanita”

The action man toy who has physically merged with my brain says you’ll never get him

If you really got nothing to hide then why do you close the door when you use the public toilet?

“Cancer, and Wolf” is that a gangster duo or something?

Which is why you need to keep your Hippo INDOORS

“All according to toshi keikaku”

TL note: toshi keikaku means urban planning

Their Authoritarian Oppression, our National Security concerns.

Damn, Plato was ripped

Length isn’t everything you know. Unlike me, a humpback could hardly take a bus to the town square to release their mating call from the most efficient location

I feel like I’ve seen that cat somewhere before…

Scrolling through all my preciouses that I’m never going to play again

While you were out chasing booty, I studied the bootloader. While you were partying, I mastered the fstab

Missed opportunity to sneak Amigara Fault in there

First distro: Arch

Flying real close to the sun there

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