

A purebred inbred dumbass.
Unofficial Australian Ambassador to the fediverse.


A purebred inbred dumbass.


Hahahahah, what a grade A, purebred dumbass.


Meta, the social media platform’s owner, said it is carrying out a “limited test” in which those without a paid Meta Verified subscription, costing at least £9.99 a month, can only post two external links a month.
Facebook isn’t going to shit fast enough for them, so they’ve hit the nos.
Looooooong loooooooooong maaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaan *sexy sax solo*
By far my favourite love story.


Human: pffft hold my beer… Wait no, I’ll keep it.
Well, I guess that bugged him.

Hahah as if peta has friends.
Put it into noclip mode and go through the building.
Steam box
It’s got what nerds crave!


Which dick are you?
Post Pringle clarity should be kicking in.
Fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck… Noooooooooo!
So are mine and this shits bright as fuck!
There is no plane of existence, multiverse or alternate reality where Mick Foley would be a piece of shit. Foley is good in every instance there’s a Mick Foley.
Try 2 dogs, it’s three times as bright.


How did that car survive!?
I’ve never seen a man so happy as I have with fifty on every single interview he’s been doing.
We all need to find someone who looks at us with the same amount of joy fifty gets out of this.


Just felt more like a " How good does the sex need to be to get me out of this shituation I’ve gotten myself into" type of question


What did you do?
I quit taking street drugs because a street drug convinced me not to take them anymore.
Took a bunch of acid and it just kept telling me to stop taking so much drugs, every time and it wouldn’t be once, it was just randomly start telling me why I need to quit drugs, it was weird and only acid, mushies just made me love everything, acid had my back. I’m sober because LSD cared enough to convince me.