Or dropped in a peat bog dressed in medieval knights armor clutching a modded gameboy color.

You know how much we’ve wanted one of those

Misery.

Wait, hang on, sorry, I spelled that wrong. Missouri.

He wasn’t supposed to be in the room. There was a scan in progress when he entered.

Seems to me all they needed was a magnet of equal or greater strength placed opposite of, and perhaps a bit closer to the doorway, to pull intruders away from the MRI room.

Great, well, in that case, we can call it and give everyone some time back. Thanks all.

On scroll by, the bags in the picture look like people in a convertible.

Just picked up clover seeds. I’m pleased to read this.

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Golden Girls and a cheesecake

That’s a good one. Mine is the Wilhelm scream, damn near startles the life out of me sometimes.

Raw, wriggling, and covered in ranch!

Techno cat version is great

It ain’t potato salad without raisins! Could go for some cheesy pea salad too

Infuriating

"Omggg I can’t believe they make you work on Easter! That’s awful…

… anyyyywayyyys, I’ll get a double gecko burger, and uhhhh, a side of quail eggs and a large diet Dr. Weasel… thanks!"

How I imagine it:

“I’m size 3”

“No you’re not”

“Yes I am”

“You can’t be”

“BRING THE DEVICE”

Needs more micro greens. Handfuls and heaps of micro greens and micro carrots