I have a UV flashlight that I got in that price range I think, and they’re super fun. Yup wouldn’t believe what you can see with them.

My favourite party trick is showing people how many fillings they have in their teeth (Normal teeth are purple, but fillings are bright cyan, or maybe the other way around)

Honestly in that price range, I’d stick to something simpler, cheap mice can feel like garbage.

But you can get a really nice mousepad for 25 bucks

I’m glad to live somewhere with some workers rights, because clocking out to go to the toilet is ridiculous

Well the dutch once ate theirs

Agreed, resigning would only be the proper thing to do if he cut funding for anything relating to the accident. Which idk if he did, but assume he didn’t

I think a trebuchet would take too long to load tbh

Or, and hear me out here, we attach a wood chipper right below where the basket would’ve been

Trying to get a < 6inch smartphone is almost impossible by now, and me and my stubbly fucking Fingers arent happy about it

Wife bad, such an original joke

Yeah, better not look up who was working at NASA during the space race

I’d say as long as you’re aware that people tend to get gullible, you probably aren’t.

Same as how someone genuinely believing they are dumb means they aren’t truly dumb, because a dumb person wouldn’t ever realize that

The entire far-left?

The Nazis never left Germany, they just laid low for a bit after WW2

Well my fiance and I started dating with 19 and 20, respectively, but we still talked about our future early on

I’ve been with my fiance for over 4 years now, and we’ve kinda always been very open about how we want our life to be and where it might lead us

Get in more

You know, the fact that you wrote ex fiance actually kinda goes against your point

That’s the same in German, drives me nuts

With how many native speakers still mess up your and you’re, and especially “should of” instead of should’ve, I would actually wager theyre a native speaker

But they’d be unemployed, and therefore wouldn’t have money for shit. So nice, you can starve to death with your family