Isn’t garlic toxic to cats?

Oh hey, I know that game.

I remember using furnaces minecarts sometime between Alpha v1.2.2 and Beta 1.5. But even around that era you were better off using the minecart booster glitch, though not sure when that was patched.

Search engine optimisation. People search for the attributes and so products that have attributes in the name will be more successful.

Like this? https://www.gov.uk/government/news/thousands-of-homes-to-be-kept-warm-by-waste-heat-from-computer-data-centres-in-uk-first

Edit: Actually more like this https://www.theregister.com/2023/01/12/heata_offers_free_hot_water/

Teleportation is also one of the options, so that solves the getting stuck somewhere problem. My concern is what immortality is like without also getting invulnerability…

It happened in the UK, though the rules were a little relaxed for Christmas.

People have been working for decades to fix the 2038 problem, so I don’t think there’s too much to worry about.

Words like “unalive” are a form of doublespeak just to get around the restrictions, it’s silly.

I think it’s a legal thing so they’re probably not allowed to get rid of it.

I’ve heard people say “yous” before.

So the limit is actually more than 413?

then go blind again when they fail out of warranty

Don’t forget you’ll also go blind if you don’t pay the subscription fees (but don’t worry, there’s an ad supported plan if you can’t afford Eyesight Premium).

Depending on what country, probably. Someone has sworn an oath on a river before.

This is know as “False Vacuum (Decay)”. Kurzgesagt made a video about it.

Where GPU enthusiasts are getting all those organs to sell I’m not sure

If a true AI is any good at it’s goal of beating climate change, what are the odds it’s solution would involve genocide of the human race?

I often see products with multiple different model options (for example, monitors) but most of the reviews are about the old models, essentially boosting their review count on day one with reviews from the past.

What about the black hole you just created out of infinitely dense soup?

They must have thermal vision, it’s the only explanation.