Plain yogurt, lettuce, candies.

Have they not seen the turtle video?!

Described by William Dampier, a 17th-century British pirate as “extraordinary large and fat, and so sweet, that no pullet eats more pleasantly”.

They sure do

Anyone using text filtering and wanting to filter our “cw” or “tw” content would benefit.

echo gecko

Ha! Real men use metal straws.

Specifically everbilt 3/8 in. x 20 ft. Soft Copper Refrigeration Coil Tubing!

I craaaave salmiakki sometimes. Keep a stash on hand for those times. Delicious stuff.

I have some Aladeen news for you my friend

Goddammit, I’d piss on a spark plug if I thought it’d do any good!

Same here, and usually I’m fine with it, like it’s just below my sus level in the dreams.

… me the soup drops!

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Mine will be Dollarstore Sweden

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If I haven’t seen it, it’s new to me!

That sounds awful

The time I sudo chown -R conc:conc / because why bother with perms

And yet, the documentation must be written