My personal favorite is when you pass someone, get a mile or two ahead of them, then they speed up, get in front of me and slow down again. I call it leap frogging.

This is the US Republican party’s new slogan.

How stupid can people be? Don’t they know it’s the Jews that control the weather?

How was anyone supposed to know he was gonna do the things he said he wanted to do.

Supreme Court has ruled that you have to explicitly shout “THIS IS A BRIBE” then wink one eye while shooting finger guns and making that clicking sound with your tongue when exchanging gifts or money to be considered a bribe.

I’m 1/32 parakeet on my mom’s side she is a descendant of princess pet smart.

Spoiler alert, 6 to 3 ruling in favor of Geofence search warrants. The real question is what bribe gratuity will Clarence Thomas get, a motorhome, luxury vacation, or a ride on a private plane? We’ll just have to wait and see.

I don’t think there will be any war. It will be more like the movie Idiocracy.

Porn is what plants crave!

This also means fucking other men, assuming you can get your hands on one.

The most likely scenario is the robots take over and life gets better for a very small percentage of people, the rest of the world/people will live in 3rd world conditions (or worse).

I remember this one time I was fucking my sister and she starts giggling. I asked her what was so funny? She told me I fucked just like dad, then I started laughing because Mom had said the same thing.

Probably means 100 degrees of Freedom° units no C°

I’ll just leave this here.

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Virgin_boy_egg

No one is truly gone until they are cut copy and pasted beyond all human recollection.

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I’m waiting for the post where JFK dies.

I’ve assumed the party position, now where’s my cake?

The fact that these religious institutions cover up the sex abuse because they don’t wanna lose any offerings in that collection plate is a whole other level of fucked up.

Trump preemptively deploys National Guard to DC and pledges crime crackdown on protesters. Also Trump is in the Epstein files.