city cat

I’ve been calling it Ex-Twitter, which I think sounds even more insulting

I would be extremely impressed if Alex Trebek had just pulled all of the questions out of his butt for all of those years.

*Scab Jennings

that’s the one. I wonder how many of the kiddies saw this (likely 10 year-old) meme and thought, “what a hilarious and original joke!”

I’ll just take my Geritol now for my tired blood

you’d think so, but the real secret: no brain to damage

there’s a futurama joke in this that makes me feel old