Melllvar
Seer of the tapes! Knower of the episodes!
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8·6 days agoThere are three things you need to remember as a starship captain: 1) keep your shirt tucked in; 2) go down with the ship; and 3) detailed knowledge of ornithology.
God dammit Loch Ness monster, I ain’t gonna give you no tree fiddy.
31·16 days agoHalley is the one who predicted its return mathematically. I’d say that’s more significant than seeing it twice in one lifetime and supposing that it’s the same comet.
27·16 days agoSorry, I lost the world’s smallest violin. This is the best I can do: 🖕
Makes sense that he’d use an antique.
8·21 days agoNo, it’s “re” like the subject of an email. “Re: diculous”
30 years ago my music teacher told me that in Chinese-language singing it’s the consonants that are sustained.
7·25 days agoThe modlog says for being a bot.
The problem is that you’re using Windows 95.
24·1 month agoAre there examples of censorship or prior restraint you’d like to highlight?
Ctrl-F“plato”Required reading
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Unpopular opinion: Considering the fully automated luxury space communism Bashir has spent his whole life in, this is actually an incredibly tone-deaf thing for him to say. (Which is in character for early-seasons’ Bashir, TBH. c.f. his introduction to Kira in the pilot.)
The writers intended a moral objection to preventable human suffering, but actually wrote the 24th century equivalent of “let them eat cake”.
9·2 months agoWhat, never?
No refunds. Force majeure. Read the back of your tickets.
Hey! If any of you are looking for any last-minute gift ideas for me, I have one.
I’d like Weyoun right here tonight. I want him brought from his happy holiday slumber over there on Cardassia with all the other Cardies, and I want him brought right here! With a big ribbon on his head! I want to look him straight in the eye, and I want to tell him what a cheap, lying, no-good, rotten, four-flushing, low-life, snake-licking, dirt-eating, inbred, overstuffed, ignorant, blood-sucking, dog-kissing, brainless, dickless, hopeless, heartless, fat-assed, bug-eyed, stiff-legged, spotty-lipped, worm-headed sack of monkey shit he is! HALLELUJAH! HOLY SHIT! Where’s the hypospray?
21·2 months agoForce feedback codpieces.
There’s a movie where the president (actually a decoy) fakes a stroke during a speech to Congress.
The true captain will give up the chair rather than see it cut in half.