Ahaha we had an exterminator at work that sounded just like that guy, it couldn’t have been more perfect. Whenever he came around we would all mumble “merrrhmsugar water” and I still crack up every time I hear it

Just open the fracking door for the cylons why don’t you

They better not be buying soda with that

This is how you get a big tiddy goth gf btw

I thought the LEDs use way less power than the grow lights of old, I guess not!

Thought this would happen the first time, woke up to him winning again.

Shit needs to get a lot worse before it gets better apparently

I thought about doing this the day before Thanksgiving or Christmas, imagine the shitshow

https://github.com/daboynb/Safetycore-placeholder

What’s the size on this can I download a copy

Republicans hate trains unless they are running one on a 12 year old

Anything to save parents from actually having to parent

I showed cunk to a girl I was dating, she didn’t get that it was satire 😭

Which one of you nerds is gonna start nursinghomehookups.com cause I’ll throw you like 5 bucks

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If the server you are stealing movies from has a pass you still don’t need to pay

They could have worded this better

“Why do we send all these people food”

So they don’t have to eat fucking bats with covid-9000

Free luigi

You’d think a green beret would be better at blowing shit up

I guess, the term mass shooting just makes me think of one dude going off the rails.

The fact that we need subgenres for this shit is disgusting either way.

This sounds more like gang shit

A group of four men fired at least 30 gunshots into a crowd that gathered near the Amazura nightclub