

Best I can do is a Trump smartphone.


Best I can do is a Trump smartphone.


PUT THE LOTION IN THE FUCKING BASKET


“He suffered cat-astrophic injuries.”
Don’t ever change, New York Post.
I understood that reference.


If they were as tiny minded and reactionary as you, I guess so ;)


I keep hearing this. What are y’all waiting for, things to get bad?


RIP to that poor bee :(


You know when you make a statement, then say “but” it negates the statement, yeah?


Watch his recent interview with Nilay Patel from The Verge. Watching him dance around questions about this was painful.
This man only cares about increasing Alphabet stock prices to ensure as large a golden parachute as possible on the way out.


They’re LESS lethal. Eat shit.


“This leash demeans us both”


Because America’s problems are the world’s fucking problems. Believe me we’d love nothing more than to be able to stop giving a shit.


The bus doesn’t stop when you look at an ad.
Try harder.


44 years old. I pulled an abdominal muscle just by stretching the wrong way when I woke up.
I had a friend who edited the .jpeg or whatever in the shutdown sequence to say “it is NOT safe to shut off your computer” and waited for his family to freak out.


Wait. I pay for YouTube with my time, the most important resource I have access to. There’s a level where you pay money and STILL SEE ADS?


This might be the dumbest comment I have ever read on the Internet. That’s like 30 years of comments.

Let me have something, man.

Waking up to this was like Super Christmas.
Whichever one loses, we all win 😂😂😂
Sternly Worded Letter incoming.