Blame this on the misfortune of your birth.
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23·4 months agoWriters at The Onion must be tearing their hair out.
1·4 months agoWouldn’t you like to be a Pepper, too?
15·4 months agoAh yes, Hitler Youth 2: Electric Boogaloo.
Q lecturing Bond about bringing the army home in one piece because he can’t possibly understand how much it cost to assemble
18·4 months agoGotta hire someone to shit your pants for you. Always Be Grinding
WHY’D YOU PUT THE PHASER ON THE TABLE?
10·5 months agoAh, a graduate from the Federation School of Equine Health.
3·6 months agoSomething something modern software resource utilization.
Badabing! rimshot
My stack is about to overflow.
Pee is stored in the balls.
Then remember immediately the next time you get in the shower. Vicious cycle.
“I’ll take ‘Duh’ for $200, Alex.”
Like perfection, revenge is not achieved in a day, and the Japanese know patience well. All the world had to do was wait for the United States to start eating itself alive, and here we are. He’s probably toasting some sake to our plight as we speak.
46·7 months agoLooks like Small Soldiers is about to become a documentary.
Does truth social have an app?
But what’s your moon sign?
Dark Matter deserved its final season! We were robbed!