Those are rookie numbers. You gotta pump those up.

Help them investigate someone else. If you are the one they are investigating, shut your mouth.

I’ve always wanted to be trapped in a sauna. Sounds lovely.

TLDR-Dude was hiding in a barn and fell 30 feet

Jokes on them. I don’t even want to go to heaven unless I can suck a bag of dicks on the other side of the gates.

Yall are the ones making the whole ass edge slippery?

Never underestimate the power of water cooler interactions -C suite

Australia! Just like old times.