Currently I hear often of “we circumsized in case he ever saw his father naked we didn’t want to confuse him.” I’m sorry, you are worried that your kid might be confused for a few months/years so you fucking damage one of the most senstive areas he has?
How about explaining to him: your father had part of his penis cut off as a kid. We didn’t do it to you because we love you and don’t want you to undergo unneeded trauma…










Use a cannon pointed directly at the door as our forefathers wanted us to.