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armchair_progamer@programming.devto
Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world•And I will have my vengeance, in this file host or the next.
28·1 year agoHello Gladiator (2000) REMASTERED EXTENDED 1080p BluRay 10bit HEVC 6CH 4.3GB - MkvCage.
armchair_progamer@programming.devto
Programmer Humor@lemmy.ml•Popular Programming Book "Clean Code" is being rewritten
1321·2 years agoBut is it rewritten in Rust?
“I’ve got 10 years of googling experience”.
“Sorry, we only accept candidates with 12 years of googling experience”.
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armchair_progamer@programming.devto
Programmer Humor@programming.dev•A real chicken-and-egg situation
333·2 years agoC++’s mascot is an obese sick rat with a missing foot*, because it has 1000+ line compiler errors (the stress makes you overeat and damages your immune system) and footguns.
EDIT: Source (I didn’t make up the C++ part)


armchair_progamer@programming.devto
Programmer Humor@programming.dev•We'll refactor this next year anyways
532·2 years agopublic class AbstractBeanVisitorStrategyFactoryBuilderIteratorAdapterProviderObserverGeneratorDecorator { // boilerplate goes here }
armchair_progamer@programming.devto
Mildly Infuriating@lemmy.world•Shrinkflation is out of controlEnglish
2·3 years agoUsually when I buy bigger packs of salmon, the amount varies and the only thing roughly consistent is the weight. So if they decreased the weight, you might either get 2 bigger fillets or 3 smaller fillets depending on the package



Well, at least you can do basic logic…