In other news, yelling into the address bar only gets you to wikipedia with ramblings, given a bang of “!”, it will default to Wikipedia with the prepended text as search criterium. So ‘search criteria !bangs’ also works. FYI

That poor fucking kid. What a life to be born into… Can’t feel too bad for them, they’ll be chalk full of bad ideology from their first words…

Now that you mention it, aren’t both blue suits wearing shoulder pads? Is it time to scrimmage??

One of the three Stooges, and friends

Sleep/central apnea diet/medication/alcohol/lack-of-weed are the four horsemen to my nightmares. The damn persistent dreams where my legs take 1000% effort to just crawl. Usually I have to walk/lunge backwards just to get anywhere. Fuckin weird and constant.

It snot an emerald

Fourier than what?

Omg the embroidered towel

VIBE CHECK

Punkanus

Something something UNIONS

Pot liquor 😋

More projection. In ICE ridden districts we have protected brown shirts while citizens are being abducted.

But who was snipster?!

It was a lucky shot!

This is honestly some of the best advice I could have had 10-20 years ago.

That is one huge ass pigeon

What french fuckin year is it where ANYONE feels the NEED to wear a bowtie?! You can just wear your boxers as a neckerchief if you like…

I COMMAND DEMS TO EAT MY SWOLLEN COCKEN BALLS. SEE HOW THAT WORKS?!

I’m doing my part! struggles harder