Pound sand, airtard

Those aren’t co-defendants, the rioters get their own trials. No hope for them from the start

Seriously. How are these people heaping loyalty on someone who gives none back?

Nvidia reports ripping you off

If your best friend is Finn the Dog, would that make you Jake the Human?

I have a Nook Simple Touch. It’s nice to read on, but the button and touch screen are failing. I don’t know where it is. I mostly read on my phone or a paper book

I imagine Windows treats “don’t switch” like “not yet” and will try again later

If there’s any small gap left when it’s screwed together it could be a nitroglycerin tablet holder