Xeelee

No matter how dumb AI is, it will be an improvement over a lot of people.

You could look at the package that’s mentioned in the first line in Synaptic. The error message says it can’t find a file. Fürst thing is do is check if that fike is actually there.

Deal!

here you go

They published those lawyers’ letters, both from Muskiboi and the answer. Pretty entertaining read, actually.

You can’t tell me how to live my life!

This calls for the harshest possible punishment! I think two weeks of administrative leave should do it.

Meth will help you defend your gym in Pokémon Go.

I think he prefers to be called “Space Adolf” these days.

Some megalomaniac man child thought it was a good idea.

OP’s next logical move is to have an affair with the boyfriend’s mother.

And think of all the toxic waste we could dump into that lake! Isn’t capitalism beautiful?

The system works as designed.

Mmmm, the fruitcakes are extra fruity today…

Meh. They forgot to deep fry it

We’ll outsource it to India.

Luckily, we have an endless supply of virgins to sacrifice. Nobody said they have to be female, right?

“I’ve been better” simple and to the point.

Found the Arch user

Maybe there are some openings at the emerald mine…