WadeTheWizard

We need more villain-as-protagonist games. Tyranny giving you evil choices that were both meaningful, and reasonable, is so much better than the usual “I’m the hero, but I do enjoy kicking puppies on weekends” evil choices in most RPGs.

…Regrettably, I have failed in my mission… But perhaps you can keep the joint lit… There is an old saying in my family… Thou who art stoned, art chosen… In thine exodus from the couch, maketh pilgrimage to the Ancient Kitchen… When thou openeth the The Fridge of Munchis, the fate of the Stoned thou shalt know… Well, now you know… And I can die with hope in my heart… Oh, one more thing… Here, take this… A bag of Funyuns, an Stoner favourite…

Most people probably have drain cleaner stashed somewhere in their house under a sink somewhere. This isn’t exactly one of those situations where a kid finds a loaded gun in their parent’s unlocked nightstand.

I looked through a snake identification site and came up with this.
Northern ringneck snake