In Zambia they only work 3 days a week so it could take longer than you think.

This sounds like the worst rap lyric of all time.

Also the recipe. So the protein is bacon. Few healthy eating awards for this one. Cook and drain the bacon then add diced onion and bell pepper (5 mins cooking each). Cook until the onion is translucent and then add the beans and 2-4 cloves of garlic depending on taste. Make sure to rinse and drain all the canned item contents except for tomatoes (28.5 oz). I would use Pintos and Chickpeas as beans (16.5 Oz) but we all have preferences. There’s going to be a decent amount of salt and fat from the bacon so I would cut the tomato paste to 2 tablespoons. Seasoning is going to be 1 Tbsp Chili Powder, 1/2 Tbsp Oregano, 1/4 TEASPOON of Cumin.

They love to give you your money back temporarily and then quietly rule against you and take it back.

Florida here in the U.S.

He could kill supporters and they’d vote for him harder.

You’re telling me we shouldn’t have trusted a sentient Annabelle doll in a t-shirt and jeans with the safety of defenseless children? Is THAT what you’re telling ME!? … Well, yeah, actually, that makes a lot of sense.

This is ridiculous.

It’s the U.S. and Israel or their puppet and they are perfectly fine with the prosecutor being unable to go after Netanyahu for his war crimes based on an obvious lie.

That’s what this is.

Don’t eat this filth.

You mean we shouldn’t have put our children’s safety in the waxy grasp of a sentient Annabel in a t-shirt and jeans?

Well, I’m not a straight person. I guess I would just stick to museums and daytime activities anyway.

Well it seems like you’re ok so that’s good.

Djibouti

Did anyone in fact say to you directly that you made a poor choice or earned your stabbing?

A wizard of Oz moment would be great here.

Don’t you see, Dorothy? You were born without limbs! You were a quadruple amputee all along!

It’s a terrible and gross law but there’s also a rich history I want to explore.

As someone with years of sobriety now, here’s some truth: There’s a lag in results to your efforts in this world. The 6 months before and you getting sober are you at your worst by their very nature and that’s what your employer lived with. The 6 months navigating new sobriety are very difficult and you change A LOT without realizing it. Oftentimes this changes relationships resulting in them ending.

You sound like you’re well aware that if you pick up that bottle you may not get the chance to put it down again so I’ll leave that alone. There is not a single thing alcohol cannot make worse with time. Even the relief you get from taking it is temporary being replaced with a longing and existential dread while you wait for the next opportunity.

He figured it out on Youtube. Using Youtube, you too can become a quadruple amputee and murderer!

Yes but 100% of professional cornholers are murderers so what does that tell you about the sport?

I kind of feel like we’re in the Simpsons Frogurt Sketch.