That’s very kind, thank you.

Same here.

I love that scroll generator, thanks!

They are to 5 year olds.

She’s head over heels for me!

My daughter thought so too.

I’m special and can’t get the spoiler markdown to work on mobile

You two knock it off, or you’re grounded

I’ve been a dad for a while, so the well is deep.

Yes!

If they don’t at least roll their eyes or breathe a little snort out of their nose, then I’ll post a worse one tomorrow.

And also, angry.

It’s replies like this that convince me that 90% of Lemmy is on the spectrum

EA did it with Apex Legends, so this is no surprise.

It’s not a proper Slav Squat if both your heels aren’t on the ground.

I’m an oddball for Lemmy, I’m not a dev and I don’t use Linux.

I thought I was a nerd until I got here, now im still a nerd but not a super nerd.

Didn’t we just go through this with Roe?

Oddly enough, I had a co-worker try it on his android phone and his said Lauderdale Lakes FL. I suspect ATT is up to some fuckery