Yes! I had that thought after I posted it, but didn’t bother to come back. You are 100% correct.

my dick may be small but it sure smells like big one!

I think you may have reworded this on purpose for hilariousness (which it is).

The joke goes, though: my dick may be small but it smells like a foot.

When you play RPS with civilized individuals, you’re meant to speak aloud your chosen object at the same time as creating the shape with your hand. The winner then proclaims victory by saying “mine”, and the next round begins.

Why does sorting by trending only show posts from December 10th?

No one wants personalized answers. They want smart answers, like what was promised: talking to a professor. The promise of AI was to help me look smart on the internet. I’m a dumbass, why would I want you to tell me more dumbass things?

Oh no, if they cap interest rates at 10% then Capital One will take away my 1% cash back rewards program.

That’s Jenny’s phone number.

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In this thread, people reveal their high school graduation year.

Cowboy Bebop, Trigun, Gundam Wing, Dragon Ball Z, Ghost in the Shell.

Any guesses?

No goggles, but it does include a blindfold.

I feel like that one sunflower seed would satiate most people. Yet Hamtaro over here eats dozens.

Cursed fruit of the foot

Peak.

Some teams you have to schedule a meeting for them to work. Like, yeah, you could do this shit on your own time…but you aren’t

They only had one, and it had to be used as a period due to rationing.

No, that’s a totally normal looking Surgery Tool™ used in legitimate surgeries. This surgeon requires yellow livery on all his tools and they connect by a magnet to the tip of his fingers. It’s a system designed by Tim Burton.

Nothing beats rock.

Reptilian death rays! Gotta be!

They should put that on the box.