Fashion police? In my Nazi party? More likely than you think.

Look all I’m saying is we shouldn’t mix big lizards and nuclear power. Trust me bro, there’s a documentary.

When I watch YouTube drawing channels and they tell me to draw what I see; this is what I imagine would happen.

Lol in that case I must be getting numb to idiots. Despite acknowledging the spelling mistakes, I read it in one pass; “Mow” became “Mao” without my blood pressure changing.

Better by fire than by ICE.

“Just a little off the top please”

So in a fucked up way, those TikTok kids swallowing Tide pods a few years ago are smarter than Gemini recommending “yummy button mushrooms”?

Evil Walter White?

Damn, beat me to it. Take this upvote.

Swears are MMORPG buffing spells. Let them all rip simultaneously for burst and maximize jar DPS.

conceived of the idea of coauthoring a paper for the express purpose of enabling this joke. They followed through on it five years later

The sheer determination and commitment for telling a dick joke. And here I am not being able to tell you if I’ll be employed a year later.

I didn’t notice the “before” and “after” especially since they don’t have different poses.

All that hot air kept him buoyant across the Pacific.

A Tenth of Myself in my ass

At least it survived the oversimplified logo epidemic.

Wait, can you eli5 why multifactor authentication (MFA) (and maybe also 2-factor authentication apps) is “fuck off” levels?

Is it privacy concerns or something bigger like more points of failure for overall security? Or smaller like not every one has/wants a smart phone?