Bro, hear me out, what if I buy some of your company, bro, and you buy some of my company, and then we, like, keep buying and selling slices of our own companies back and forth to each other?

Bro we’re gonna generate so much economy from this. We’re gonna generate trillions in value, bro, just trading back and forth.

… wait… product? What product?

This is FlakesBongler stolen valor. You send that post right back, or so help me!

Birds are comrades.

You were thinking of Colin Jost. Akinator knows.

wahoo

Posted from your iPhone. Heh! Gotcha.

Paging Stamets to the discussion.

You put that image back or so help me

What is this nonsense?

“Calculate YOUR ecological footprint! What can YOU do to fix it? (hint: it’s give us $20 and buy our book)” fuck off.

The most impactful thing you could do for climate change involves the use of a gundam and the stomach to do a lot of gruesome crimes on a specifc 0.1% of the global population. That would be illegal, and I could never advocate for that.

I’m pretty sure that roof is corrugated, not correlated.

ha ha get a load of this dorkus with no pants!

Oooooh, great answer, but you didn’t say “Um, Actually” so I cannot award you the point.

Breath of the Wild lied to me about durians.

Oh my god, I knew it! He’s crackred the code!!

Stripe handles the actual card details, while Cape only receives the token, which cannot be mapped to your real credit card number.

Good thing the founding financiers of Stripe, Cape, and Palantir aren’t the same person.

I believe the correct terminology is denominator mathematician.

Ladies.