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Cake day: June 2nd, 2026

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  • Buy a cat. In my area most people are dog people and it’s been my experience that dog people are VEHEMENTLY dog people. The mere presence of a feline in your house will send them into fits.

    Ergo:

    The chances that a potential burglar is a dog person of this type is very high and thus having a cat will dissuade them from entry.

    or to put it another way:

    Minecraft has taught me that Creepers hate Cats.





  • I was high once and had the idea that masturbation could be an olympic sport. Even worked out the scoring metrics. For men it would be based on duration, and distance/volume, and for women it would be based on style points for Dildo use/ girth/length taken etc.

    I WAS HIGH AT THE TIME, FFS Relax. I don’t need a litany of how disgusting that is.