All I got in Myrtle beach is a scar

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Big Balls: 😱

💩

Like people with nicely shaped faces?

Sounds like “somebody” is about to launch Xmail and AmtraX, coincidentally of course

Did you just get here, or…?

Jesus Christ what a fucken shitshow

I guess he’s finally running the country like a Trump business, I just don’t get why the yukyuks think it’s a good idea

Never heard of method trolling

Probably a forklift, those things are heavy af.

What a knob, the Australians were right.

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Tasmanian devil ankle tattoo.

Fuck, I know alright? It was 93 and I was barely 16

What a massive coincidence

1. Sweep the leg
2. ??
3. retrieve cell phone
4. lock cell phone
5. escape on nearby e scooter

At least they weren’t baffled