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Satire

You can get word for apple

I’ve always been passionate about no fees or minimums on checking

15 minutes could save you 15% or more. Not will, could. We already knew that it had to be either greater than, less than, or equal to 15% because that covers everything

I just loved Dave the diver so much it made me want to work in a restaurant

I thought Coca Cola used polar bears

I can think of a few that got banned, don’t know any still up

If iOS says that too many networks are using the same frequency it might actually mean an incorrect password

Tellmywifisaidhello

Solving chess

Because I said so

Well lemmy hasn’t banned me for pointing out that a prisoner who is still alive hasn’t finished serving their life sentence

Pay your roommate

Tape the meme onto the poster

My outdoor bike doesn’t have snow tires

If other people don’t know about it I can just turn invisible after they catch me and they’ll assume they were having a stroke

Guess America’s diner isn’t always open huh

The thing about gold is they are always mining more of it, not great for long term value

Back then they didn’t have balatro