Ignore the oversensitive twats.

That sounds pretty sweet.

Pfffft. Regular TX prisons dont have that stuff.

Oh shit! I was barely 15 when I worked there. I ran the oven, and sold pot to the manager lol.

WTF happened to his pants!? Must have been a good love song.

Bitch be lookin’ like Mama Firefly.

Fuck off Amber Heard.

This guy is living his best life.

My daughter happened upon Happy tree friends at about 4 or 5 years old lol. She absolutely loved it, and there was no taking it away. Luckily she was born with the ability to realize the difference between real life and make believe, and she turned out just fine.

Ffs, she’s only messily killed 2 of her friends. And one of those was an accident.

I loiter about the front yard drinking beer. That shit works.

Brother, you can buy a full set of hex heads designed for use in your power tools.

That’s how liberals usually work, yes.

I hear the cartels are doing a great job on running things.

Somebody put their diaphragm in the wrong way this morning.

You mean you don’t masturbate for hours, carefully edging before the latest Linux drop?

Pfft, whatever. I was the loser outcast looooong before all this bullshit connectivity.

Tit Warbler? Me too!

Read up a couple or three comments, and you’ll see the word “mooching.”

That’s what I was replying to, and as I have very little too mooch, fuck off.

Bro, I have a limited amount of money, and plenty of my own problems. You can figure out your own shit.

Jackie Aprile Jr. Over here.