I remember seeing rubber balls about the size of a bocce ball filled to a high pressure with helium. Not enough buoyancy to float, but they definitely took off when you chucked it at the ground

I still have Sweden’s song stuck in my head

That’s carnivorism. Capitalism is when an organism has tissue made of different genetic composition

I like trains

Oooh it’s a bull’s-eye! I was getting all sentimental with the twinkle in the eye and how even cows appreciate beauty… It’s a freaking pun 😂

This article does a pretty nice job of describing all the different theories

It’s very versatile though. Every time my wife asks “why does it xyz?”, in my most dramatic voice “because it was real”

She hates it lol

Thank you, cunt

I don’t get it

Maybe when he’s waffling on going into the door of the dead? I can’t remember if he says Legolas or Aragorn though

Kinda reminds me of the Bone comics by Jeff Smith. I don’t know if they were popular or not but I used to get them from the library all the time as a kid

Swedish kebab pizza feels like it shouldn’t exist, but it’s honestly so good

The little x in the corner

The Italian Job. I was unaware of the Aerosmith connection!

I used this for years without telling my wife it was from a movie. She was not happy with me when she eventually saw it for the first time

You just gave me a new headcanon: the entire dune universe is just tiny people. The worms are normal sized worms being ridden by very small fremen

His fastest way to tie laces has been my go to for years

What about modding a printer with a needle to play records? Could that be done?

Not gonna lie, that does have a funnier ring to it

100% worth it. I got my first pair 3 years ago and only just wore a hole in them. Gonna send them in for my new pair soon.