Omg i was in this exact cave 3 years ago xd

This reminds me of that one clip from that movie where a loose log from a truck skewers a driver.

That’s oddly wholesome for a shitpost

Cock

Calculators. Why use the Google calculator, when there’s one pre-installed in every device you own.

Oh I remember my dad’s Toyota having them in the seat headrests. The screens were pretty crappy since the connection was over composite

Good thing I don’t dream while sleeping ;-;

Test

That’s why you install it on someone else’s pc :)

42.0 mm?

I still get flashbacks from when I had to use that in school instead of something like fusion 360

It’s so funny to see how macbooks are either super durable, or die from the smallest dust particles. My dad’s macbook fell down 3 flights of stairs, and embedded itself into the wood floor boards at the bottom floor. There’s not even a scratch on it even though if fell from pretty high up.

And my mother’s macbook dies every year because dust ends up in between the display cable which then punctures it when the lid is closed

I wouldn’t say my hostnames are very creative, but they all have some kind of backstory.

Main desktop: POwOful
It’s a pretty powerful desktop, so why not call it that :)

Laptop: LenOwO
Can you guess the laptop brand?

Server 1: Shitbox
It’s my first server box I ever built, so it’s underpowered and pretty shitty.

Server 2: Stowage
My proper server with actual data parity, and it’s pretty powerful

Server 3: Jank
This one is another shitmix of hardware with random harddrives in raid 0. I am aware that they’ll die at some point, and all of that data stored on it will be lost, so i use it as temporary storage whenever I need to copy something from one machine to another.

Robot vacuum: suckywucky
Yea…

Fuuuuuuuuck

It’s grue duh

They should’ve written “push me harder~” on the label

I wonder if youtube buffers the ad in the background as you’re watching a video. That could explain why your actual video buffers but the ad plays just fine.

About 3 years ago, I was looking for emeralds at a closed emerald mine when I had the brilliant idea of hitting a random rock with my pickaxe. Turns out the rock was harder than the pickaxe, so a piece of the metal broke off and flew into my finger. I was 10s of hours away from any hospitals, and the metal curved around the bone of my finger, so I had to take my dad’s camping knife and cut the thing out. This was at a camping spot, so I had running water, but it wasn’t easy.

Aren’t pretty much all storefronts searchable, or is it a Europe thing?

I shop primarily local and find stores with ddg/Google/Google maps. I live in a country where Amazon doesn’t exist, and shipping takes at least 3-7 days, so I’ve always bought stuff from local stores. Of course not everything is sold in a physical store, for which you’ll probably have to use ebay.