Not me, but my spouse read House of Leaves

We lost another queen to hate crimes 😔

That is a beautiful analogy

They also didn’t mention bike lanes, so it’s probably safe to assume they either (a) don’t exist where they live or (b) there are bike lanes but the cyclists are assholes who refuse to use them

Oftentimes the two main metrics are: (1) I’m horny and (2) women are objects, not people

Oddly enough, idk if this is about actual football or american handegg, but both seem true in a sense.

He is one of those actors where he plays a completely different character 3 decades after his most known role, he’s clearly aged, he doesn’t have any of the makeup or prosthetics on, but you still see Garak

Edit: misspelled Garak

got a new phone and autocorrect is NOT used to my typing patterns

Oof I feel that. My phone is about a week old and it’s frustrating

Sorry for this being unrelated to the content at hand, but that edit hit me

I got distracted by the wrong thing…

Most definitely. We can’t walk together like we used to, but we can vibe to pizza and a movie.

I’m gonna surprise them with pizza tonight

Edit: we didn’t get a pizza. But we are still happily vibing together doing our own things

I would love to go back to July 15, 2016 because that’s the day I got married 💖

My spouse and I are both still happily married, but to experience the joy of that day again

At first I thought the little website tag was a subtitle of what the ant was saying 😆

“If the man cheats, it’s the woman’s fault”

Na. They’re not attracted to anyone over the age of 13.

As an American, at this point I’d accept every country’s shittiest people if it means we can give you refugees trying to escape this hellhole.

“It’s Doctor Oobleck. I didn’t earn the Ph.D. for fun, thank you very much!”

Reminds me of a two sentence horror I read a few years back:

“I wish there was a cure for cancer!”

“Why waste your wish on something that already exists?”

“I’m a creep”

“I make tea wrong”

Fuck

[insert joke about getting a virus or something]

Strange how they didn’t respond to this comment 🤔