[Monkey’s paw curls]

I hate that this will get overshadowed by the news about Kissinger. The man was an absolute bard and will be sorely missed.

It looks like Boss Baby 2: Family Business. I am now going to drink heavily and ponder why I know that, despite having never seen it.

Li’l Proper Configuration

Without any sort of space suit, either. Just a frozen corpse with a little yellow Kodiak camera floating around in a barrel.

It’s been a while since I cringed hard enough to collapse in on myself. Thank you and damn you.

This has big “FW: FW: RE: FW:” energy.

Bout to change his name to “Diddly”

Man’s out here snoring in hash values.

❤️

Eat farts.

According to certain Christian sects, if you don’t believe in a god but still live a good and moral life, you’ll spend eternity as a side character in the Windows 95 video guide.

This was a challenging wank, but not an impossible one.

Ha, look at these idiots who still think the moon is real.