Sasuke [comrade/them]

It’s a smart umbrella with A.I. features that will advice you on when to open your umbrella. If you find yourself in a situation where you encounter rain, and you type in “It’s raining” on the touch-handle screen, the umbrella will either tell you to open the umbrella or not open the umbrella depending on what input you give it.

wow. i learn something new every day

another bad year for microsoft spider solitaire windows xp edition

just being himself

gus has gone no-contact with his dad and is making james somerton-style youtube essays

gretchen is writing tumblr posts about gifted-kid burnout and forever applying for a PhD

spinelli has become the owner of an asbestos factory.

T.J is unionizing his workplace and working on inventing a brand new type of soda

vince was set to become an olympic athlete in steeple-chase, but a knee-injury forced him to retire early. he’s now looking to start a soda-type podcast with T.J. (they are lovers) while barely making rent from his part-time job as a P.E. teacher.

mikey is filling the world with love

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spider solitaire first person rpg with klondike elements, customization cards, and a romance spider option

those NFT apes

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when i won my first game of spider solitaire on the windows xp and the fireworks started shooting

doesn’t a lot of their energy come from solar and hydropower?

we could offer every new member a free pony and maybe a soft drink of their choice

this sounds like the premise of a dystopian novel

the one where robbie williams rips his skin off

edit: rock dj

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gremlins 2

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putting massive touchscreens in cars

doesn’t really fit the thread, but i was surprised when i learned that the empire state building has a blimp docking station