When life gives you lemons paint them.

He’s so afraid of the government taking away his rights that he consistently votes for the party that takes away rights.

The main thing would be what’s the voltage/amperage required and how does the oven work if it’s a standard one or not.

The mexicans and canadians put clam sweat into it and call it clamato and I just think it’s all the more reason to build two walls.

I’d rather eat the cigarette than drink the V8.

Oh man if one of them farted in my direction I would ruin my santa pants.

Isn’t there enough nicotine in a cigarette to kill a non-smoker if eaten?

The thing that drives me nuts about Sabrina Carpenter is she’s always singing about fucking me but I get close to her and she calls her bodyguards.

I can’t handle the mixed messages and might have to break up with her for good.

What does a beholder have to do with anything?

I’d go with induction if my off-grid house produced enough power to run it but as it is I need propane to run my stove, dryer, hot water heater and the back-up furnace.

Stop shitting in the cum jar Fluttershy doesn’t like it.

And the drivers are worse than Dodge Ram 1500s.

I saw your part in starting this.

I bet you it smells like a fish market that’s lost power for a week in summer.

ripped off Cumfart?

Excuse me but what the fuck are you asking here?

It just peels back the skin.

Add vinegar or lemon juice for the real hard mode.

Is this RFK Jr’s Lemmy account?

That’s just the marijuana eating away at their brains and making them paranoid junkie zombies.