Shit, you get one with a good enough crust and it’ll club a motherfucker into the ground like a fence post.

Bonelessius barbequeum Wingius

We got covid, krok addicts, and republicans, it’s close enough.

Isn’t the rapture supposed to be like… the first step of the apocalypse? Cause I’m lookin around at the state of things right now and uh…

The horrors persist, but so do we.

Cestus! Put my money on the boy who walks into a swordfight straight throwin hands.

Or anything on the N64. Nintendo really loved inverted y in the early days of analog.

There is no “too soon” to joke about dead nazis.

Dude’s pfp looks like a mugshot.

Oh yeah, fair.

I just personally hate that all major business logos now seem to just be the name on a single color background. I miss when logos had personality.

As insignificant as a mid quality restaurant chain is, it just seems emblematic

Because it’s a perfect representation of their cult behavior. Brainwashed into only caring about surface level snapshots of issues instead of actual material details.

That said, new logo is actually trash compared to the original. Can we please just let this trend of minimalist corpo slop die already!?

Our internet…

Implying they have their own…

Feet are pointed the wrong way. Unless he snapped his spine in half and spun his neck on a 180, that ain’t his.

For really real. People always whine about “well what if the person they catch isn’t actually a predator” but dawg, come the fuck on.

If I invite a grown as person to meet me somewhere under the pretense that I am a child, and they show up to that meeting believing they are there to meet a child? Oh naw, I don’t give half a cold, rusty fuck what excuses they have for why they came over, I’m putting the paws on em. I’mma stomp a mud hole in em and walk it dry with all 6’1", 300 pounds of my fi-fy-fo-fum lookin ass.

Turned that poor piggy into Oliver Tree. 😂

Edit: Or in this case, Oliver Shrub…

Antech

A lot of toothbrushes advertise themselves as “improved whitening” or similar things because the design of the bristles and the action (on electric brushes) actually does help them break up stains, and thus help whiten teeth, when used properly.

As for the antimicrobial claims, there are many materials that are human safe that are also naturally antimicrobial. For instance, brass self sanitizes in as little as 15 minutes, which is why it’s the most common material for doorknobs.

I managed four at the same time!

I picked dandelions. (with a weed whacker)

I dug holes. (by uprooting massive weeds)

I basked in the sun. (and got a low grade burn while picking dandelions and digging holes)

And I sang love songs. (it was actually Love Song by Korn, but I did sing it while picking dandelions, digging holes, and basking in the sun)

There was even a song called Never Go Walking Without Your Hatpin.

My teacher weaponized his discount. In the grade school I was at you stayed with the same teacher for 1-6 grade, and my teacher kept a classroom library. And every year when the book fair came around, every kid that kept their grades at the B line or higher got to bring him one book that he would buy and add to the collection.

My class ended up makin that man put up two new bookshelves over those six years.