If only he’d be as upset about American police and DHS treatment and killings of Americans.

I’d swap the toast for a flour tortilla and make a breakfast burrito.

1. Camelot
2. King Arthur
3. Wales

Yes all them other peoples had the sex so you could also have the sex.

That’s just because your mom and dad had the sexy time. Before that your grandparents had the sexy time. And that process continues all the way back to Mitochondrial Eve.

TLDR a lot of sex was had to eventually produce you. So no pressure, but don’t screw up all that effort that was put in over the ages.

Yeah well fuck you too.

It’s gonna be a lot better if you focus on doing things you can. Hopefully most of those things are enjoyable and fulfilling. Somethings will be hard though. That’s ok because it helps you enjoy the good.

Edit: words get harder the more rum you have

I’m guessing they will also only process visas of certain phenotypes.

Pffft wimps.

Mother of God… what even… why did I do that!!!

It was the moment that savage stingray killed Steve Irwin.

One of my favorite struggle meals as I kid that I still make from time to time. I use potatoes andouille onions and bell peppers for mine.

To symbolize their desire to assfuck all the workers they can cut from payrolls.

In thw 80’s there was a band named Talk Talk. They had an album titled Talk Talk. On which they had the song Talk Talk.

Here is the video in all it’s 80’s glory

Which shoe polish goes good with American biscuits and gravy?

I think I can do without the camera

Wigs vs no wigs