For me it’s normally 2 or 3 maximum volume sneezes

Probably texted saying “I’m coming over”, OP replied “No” or perhaps “Fuck off” and then they show up anyway

Always the possibility we invent a way to make them smaller, more compact, or higher voltage

I want to sit on my ass and be unproductive

I sure hope people aren’t going to the sink with their pants still around their ankles

I don’t know about other people but I go dry 99% of the time and it’s fine.

Shit I already enjoy mine and you’re saying it could have been better?

Maybe it’ll jog his brain away from being a conservative cuck

Makes sense to stop children or the exceptionally dumb from chugging it because mmm tasty

For me it’s “whatever plant I’m least likely to accidentally murder” so usually a succulent of some variety

The trick is doing the work quickly but making it seem like it took longer.

But on the flip side I feel like it would take far less bombing power to render a field of solar panels inoperable.

If you’re in a poop economy and get diarrhea, is that good because more poopin’ or bad because it’s mostly water?

Most of the time when I use those phrases I’m not actually 100% sure and want an out in case I was wrong

It was the same for me. It was becoming especially problematic when I still lived with him during the pandemic, but I moved out and it became much more tolerable. I visit once a week and he’s thankfully capable of holding it in for a couple hours

I’d say so. I love my dad so long as he keeps his fuckin mouth shut about anything related to politics, for example.

Ok boomer

While I would expect a VPN to reduce speed, I would not expect a 99% reduction

Well that didn’t last long

The coffee shop I frequent has definitely been creeping up in price