This is why they had to end the other Temporal Cold War.

They realised they can’t keep sending timeships into the past to fuck around with their enemies, because the timeships keep being stolen by Janeway and/or Kirk, who then proceed to fight each other in alternate timelines.

Temporal scientists estimate that up to 67% of all timelines consist of nothing but time copies of Janeway and Kirk fighting each other.

I have brought glory into our house!

…by glory I mean a muddy stick.

Damn, they hid Saddam really well this time.

Nah, over-intelligent pigs is covered in “Animal Farm”, a classic dystopian novel by George OrwellAldous Huxley shit sorry I accidentally misremembered it right.

One of the best ways to get information out of people who are hoarding knowledge is to say something so blatantly false to them that they can’t help but lecture you on why you’re wrong.

And then Martin proceeds to write a long article to the local tabloid about how Prevalent Serious Scientist literally believes in Santa Claus.

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I was about to repost this elsewhere, and also noted that there’s literally no sources on this. While it’s most certainly something I would enjoy to be true… is it, actually?

So it handles water joining principled bottom nature. If red is tower going.

Not loud enough to be audible in video conferences. Or maybe they just never tell me. :(

I want to know the secrets of being able to fart on a video call in such a way that the other party notices.

Do I need a separate microphone for my butt?

Sure, it always just starts with “I’ll just solder a few resistors here; what’s the problem?”, but before you know it your kid is gonna be out there giving acid baths to PCBs.

Exercise for the reader: Assuming average human eyesight, how many picoseconds away from a collision are you if you can read that size of text and the relative velocity between you and the car ahead of you is large enough that the red label is sufficiently blueshifted to look blue?

I want us to build a Dyson swarm which is a bunch of ginormous pistons with attached even more ginormous solar sails. The solar sails pull the pistons which make generator go brr, and we become a K-2 civilization.

What should I change my pringles account to? Will onlyfans do?

C’mon, 17 times per day isn’t that bad.

So it’s gonna be burnt out and addicted to coffee?

Is this one of those things where you pick 4 to protect you, while the rest try to kill you? What about all the other plants which are trying to kill me in spring?

It doesn’t count unless you celebrate your birthday.

How does it feel like being 0 years old forever?