Minecraft server. Then Pufferpanel, then modding. Tons to learn.

Put it in a VM for him and take snapshots for easy recovery.

🙂 with its hollow stare. You know it’s screaming on the inside.

😀 is a psychopath. 😃 is Disney’s Psychopath.

Emoticons 4lyf.

It’s the best meme I’ve ever heard now. Watch me put it 6 7 times in every comment.

… Wait no. I can’t if you’re watching.

Sex would be weird, but probably a good kind. Until it’s painful.

Abstraction layers? In MY messy pile of spaghetti ass code!?

Pfft, customers. Can’t live with them, can’t live without them, amirite?

Yes, but also the opposite. Don’t discount a valid point just because it was formulated using an LLM.

Maybe they’ll listen to one of their own?

Also, even if we make it through a wave of bullshit and all these companies fail in 10 years, the next wave will be ready and waiting, spouting the same crap - until it’s actually true (or close enough to be bearable financially). We can’t wait any longer to get this shit under control.

So, code golf?

But my highly complicated git UI will let me do the same thing with 100 clicks and without understanding what I’m doing!

First it was ignorantly stupid, now it’ll be purposefully misleading towards ads. Who could have seen that coming?

Where’s the end of work life as we know it that we were promised?

There needs to be laws like yesterday that force tools to disclose if responses are influenced by ads.

Take some me time. Vanish into the woods for a decade.

For me, the math here ain’t mathing. Work + commute + lunch = only 9 hours? Nah bro. I don’t live at work. Stuffing your face in 15min is bad enough.

Three warning shots in your back are just as impossible to undo as blacksiteing.

Forgot to top up your unobtainium again. Sloppy!

Yarp, it’s your MacGuffin.

Also skipping them, please.

My last day is Friday. :)

I’ve tried my best during the last seven years to make a change, both by lobbying upper management and introducing change in my team. Nothing stuck, nobody besides my team mates cared. So I hope it’s not really anonymous. I’m clinging to the illusion they’ll somehow take it to heart now that it’s public, for the betterment of the team mates I leave behind.