The New California Republic

Meat grinder running low on meat

Why do you think it spews out their mouths?

If you cover one sides eyes and the others mouth nose and lower you can see their attractive babies.

Is there a “this machine kills Jesus” cross?

There is a sign like this at the end of my street. It’s morning and evening rush times. The turn in question is an offset intersection through a busy road. If you are to take a left off my street you can easily be hit by someone taking a right from the street across into the middle of the road to then take a left from the perpendicular road onto my street. The city put some surveyors out there for a bit and with the accident data and all that determined my street can’t make our left at certain times but the street across can snake their way across town just fine. The 2 streets on either side of mine are just fine to left turn from, they don’t have the offset intersection. Nobody gets pulled over for the turn either but I’m sure if you caused an accident you would get an extra citation.

The square cube law or whatever

I actually saw something recently that brought up that they were flexible in ways and you were able to sit just fine in them. Also a lot of restrooms for the time were chamber pots and it would be normal to just pop a chamber pot under a dress anyway

“Any balls look big next to that thing”

Excuse me they clearly said “nuh uh” there’s no way they did it

There’s just as many moldy tubes just less moldy nozzles, and less doesn’t mean 0 now

Better than a twisted nipple.

Like everything else he puts his name on.

Among everything else

cant fuck up things more than trump

being friends with russia now is like being friends with a washed up former star athlete thats days consist of only drinking and passing out in their own vomit.

you think hes not gonna just send nukes and sharpie 51 over it on the map?

handerpants are real and you cant tell me otherwise

a crummy ad?

Cement shoes is cheaper than that