Did you know there’s an island near Italy with one million Sicilian people?
That’s the biggest number I’ve ever heard
Did you know there’s an island near Italy with one million Sicilian people?
That’s the biggest number I’ve ever heard
Mummy? Sorry. Mummy? Sorry. Mummy?


Absolute classic. Instrumental in teaching me how to dance at a rave in any situation
Damn, you’re right. I think I see pineapple on the pizza
I always thought from hearing it that it meant they ate a lot of raw eggs, since that is sometimes associated with bodybuilding. I guess it means you look like an animal that would normally be yoked together to pull a plough or some such


Do you know where Napoleon keeps his armies?
In his sleevies!


Evidenced by the “Baby on Board” stickers
I think since it’s in quotes, they mean the kind where it’s not actually transparent and has the checkerboard background baked into the image

Gonna paint our wagon
gonna paint it good
We ain’t braggin’
We’re gonna coat that wood!


True, but most people confuse contributing to society with contributing to billionaire pocket linings


People are brainwashed to believe that their value is tied to their productivity


Is that… Meme Chad?
More of a Sioux City Sasparilla kinda guy
He’s a music producer. Songs he’s worked on will often start with that clip “Mustard on the beat, ho”


It’s an ad for a television show in which the main character’s name is Carol
At least 2


Old mean Ed Gein
Be my guest! Presumably it would also work with Brazil