Honestly you’re welcome. I’m glad someone is benefiting from this absolute shit show.

Your bank sucks. Get a credit union.

Hunger games

My grandpa had a pawpaw tree in his garden in rural MO and I always wondered how they taste.

Reddit’s razor? Harambe’s razor?

Then he works for the casino, and attracts more suckers like your bestie.

Just to throw in a different genre, I’m currently enjoying Car-X Street, Forza racing, and need for speed heat.

I am ANTIFA

Come and get me you bastards.

Except it’s not, for anyone who has dogs or actually uses their lawn it’s extremely fragile, and will create a mud pit in any climate that has wet winters.

Right up there with power plants/wind farms.

I’m just going to change my head Canon to say he plays a barbarian in Diablo 2.

God himself could have descended from heaven, after spontaneously deciding to give a shit about humanity, and touched Kirk’s forehead endowing him with all knowledge in the universe, and after Kirk’s tiny mind finished exploding, his hateful racist mouth would still manage to sputter out “yeah but DEI is unfair to Rich White Men!”

Acetaminophen is not an NSAID. They are OTC because they are overwhelmingly safe, in the directed dosages on the label.

I’m a feeling a hungary for summa those Italian meat balls delivered at 1200fps…

Color my jimmies rustled.

Elons#1Simp

Is there literally no other name for this prison camp besides the one in this title? To the official US documents call it alligator Alcatraz?

Shhh the sweaty neck beards are venting.

Stardew valley

Eye doctors hate bungee cords. Be careful with those! ER doctors hate 4th of July.