Sorry, I understand why a company would want to capitalize on the crypto bubble if it was 2022, but I meant this more as an existential “whyyyyy” but didn’t have the energy for that.

Why

Yeah, individuals make decisions within the structures that exist around them. Asking people to heroically sacrifice their own financial or career opportunities as opposed to changing those structures just won’t succeed.

“I’m not trying to bring anyone down, I’m just trying to bring them down”

But his username is mentally healthy so how could he need a therapist?

The climate change itself isn’t the danger to our species, it’s the nuclear-armed states that will feel increasing pressure for areas with water or other resources they need, who miscalculate relative advantage in stressful scenarios.

Now where oh where did I leave my guillotine

Finally

Where’s my money man?

It’s is a capertiller ona bun!

But certainly not the last.

Doesn’t that kind of erode their entire premise as a company?

Yeah, pretty much all biodiversity is collapsing to whatever can feed us, or what feeds off our leavings.

So get all your money laundering in now while they’re distracted, right?

Can’t you see it’s the galaxy brain option meaning it’s got zero problems??

Won’t someone think of the parking??

Well, the bullet will travel faster than the sound of the shot so no

I’ve always wanted an AI that yells at me like my uncle on thanksgiving

I would say “hey that’s just copying” but Microsoft is legally incapable of being wrong, or noticing irony so I’ll leave it be