The Simpsons season of Fortnite made me one a new hit&run so much more than I already did

Seriously, why is this guy posted so much? Most of his posts are more cringe than funny.

Broken clock

https://www.pcmag.com/news/mozillas-new-ceo-its-time-to-evolve-firefox-into-an-ai-browser

In the year 252525, the backwards time-machine still won’t have arrived.
In all the world there’s only 1 technology, a rusty sword for practicing proctology.

A twank-versatile? That’s impressive

For posterity: Kari Byron FHM Magazine photoshoot https://imgur.com/gallery/kari-byron-fhm-magazine-photoshoot-I5QC4

We are all headlines on this blessed day

At first my fat ass thought it was a giant fountain-soda lid

Yeah Tom Segura, yuck

Welp there goes any interest I had in this game

Oh no problem, it’s super simple (as long as you can find the seasoning mix)

• 1 packet Good Season Garlic & Herb Dressing Mix
• 16oz Sour Cream
• 16oz Mayonnaise (I usually use one of the ~15oz jars)
• 2 cups shredded mild cheddar
• 2 cups shredded sharp cheddar

Mix the dressing-mix into the mayo and sour cream. Fold in the cheese. Let sit in fridge at least 12 hours, preferably 24.

The types of cheddar is flexible too, this is how I make it for other people but I usually use all extra-sharp in my personal batch.

I make this garlic cheese dip, basically the same stuff as this stuff from Wegmans: I figured out how to make it myself because it was so good but too expensive. I used to make it for every family gathering but I don’t really get to those often anymore, so these days I usually make big batches around Christmas and drop off containers to friends and family. There’s lots of ways to eat it but I love it cold and spread on fresh sliced baguette, so that’s how I always see serve it.

Fucking losers

But they ain’t remember how to grammar

My guess is they probably previously had 1 or 2 15-minute paid breaks, and a 30-minute unpaid lunch break. But now they only get the unpaid break.

I don’t like how it limits you to certain muted colors, but I do like monochrome icon packs for certain setups, like my current one with nova launcher

He’s a twiggy alien that’s severely allergic to dogs

Big if true