And yet… it all feels good to do. Much better than eating ice cream and playing video games

Raise manufacturing wages then, Huang

Neat… what’s your favorite album?

Do you like Weezer?

Uh… yo

No, no, I think I can take a vibrating strap-on device. Seriously.

It’s like poetry

If you’re asking in earnest:

EDC - “Essential daily carry,” just a loosely defined but also self-explanatory term. My keys are part of my EDC, so is my wallet and my pocket knife, because I use them every day so I carry them with me.

Over the past few years, the EDC community has formed a little cottage industry where things aren’t EDC because they’re carried every day, they’re EDC because they say they are and they’re designed to be that way. The term “EDC” evolved then into describing a specific type of object. Tactical here is just a marketing term here to appeal to some kind of utility beyond a normal wallet

Hope this helps. Can’t believe I wrote all that on my lunch break about an obviously AI picture

No, fuck em. If switching was just a 2% pay decrease, they probably just miss being able to underpay you that much and management has told them to try to get you back

It’s obviously not gay to wipe your butt but every time you poop is excessive. Unless you have some kind of GI issues, once every ten poops is plenty. Anything more than that is just wasteful

When no one else gets me, OozingPositron gets me

If a lady made a group chat with me and a bunch of verified-beautiful boys I would take it as an opportunity to fuck them because I’m bisexual. It’s like DoorDash but for hot dudes in my DMs with an icebreaker already established

I only write jokes to appeal to socially isolated misogynistic gamer incels so that I can ask them for money on my nightly feminist rekt compilation reaction Twitch streams but okay

I’m still with it, the only problem is that they’re with that and I don’t understand what that is or get the appeal

I dont tell people that my jokes are jokes to confuse nonnative english speakers

How you gonna roast a dude who just called you beautiful? It’s an opening, literally no exclusivity involved. Why would you be upset he said the same thing to other ladies?

Sigh Femoids are heartless.

He’e probably say something about how all that debt will force him to grind harder. Guy earned $13/hr and lived alone and somehow found a lender to approve a 96-month lease on a basically new 4Runner, and that’s what he said when we all understandably gave him shit for his financial acumen

Me too and I can spread misinformation

And didnt just point to Reddit threads of people asking the question (now it’s AI generated answers pulled from reddit threads)

“AI companies,” i think you mean your retirement savings managers