Depression? You can have some of mine, I have more than enough for everyone.

Ha! Kid and Play for someone of my intelligence! All you have to do is drink an Odd just a sip and the rest of the Juice is yours!

Do I care that it’s happening? No. Do I enjoy hearing about Musk’s toys being broken? Absolutely.

Fitbod.

Do you like fish sticks?

That’s a fair point.

Is it worth the hype that Apple and cell carriers are throwing at it? Not really, but do I, as a user, enjoy a lot of the new features? For sure.
Double tap to type to Siri is great, and access to ChatGPT for answers Siri doesn’t know is much better than, “I couldn’t find the answer. Would you like me to search the internet?” And as a person with slight dyslexia and ADHD, Proofread is a fucking god send.

I get the point of this meme but if you look at the photo of the assassin he’s wearing a beige backpack with beige shoulder straps. This just seems like a guy wearing a similar jacket on the wrong day. 

HACK THE PLANET!!!

Beautiful. Just. Beautiful.

I like to imagine he got snapped while on a flight on his private jet…

Stupid Jimmy Pesto.

Ah but there’s the rub. The lack there of of proof and logic is the exact reason Stratasys brought the suit to the Eastern district court of Texas. This is the same court where patent trolls go to win their fairy tale suits based on antiquated and overly broad patents that they purchased from long defunct companies. In the Eastern district court of Texas it’s not what you can prove it’s who do you know. Also known as corruption.

Incorgnito.

Come check out Comcast’s New Quantum Internet plans! Up to instantaneously Download speeds and almost 40 mbs Upload speeds! Amazing! And if you get our route we’ll make you pay for it forever, and then charge you for it if it doesn’t look new when you return it! Life changing! Don’t forget our data caps! While it cost us a fraction of a fraction of what we charge you to send slightly more or less of your data we’re gonna charge ya for it anyway because fuck you! Bend over!

Ee e e um um a weh Ee e e um um a weh In the bedroom room, the master bedroom John Bobbit sleeps tonight. In the kitchen, the quiet kitchen Lorena gets the knife. A-wiener-whack A-wiener-whack A-wiener-whack A-wiener-whack

Sorry, 3rd grade me could not help himself.

That’s a Katydid!

Throw her into Gen Pop and forget about her.

Now now now, let us not jump to any logical conclusions. It could turn out that while in handcuffs in the back of the police car he managed to put his own knee on his throat and choked himself to death.

That is such a beautiful photo, mad fucking props.