I’m a big fan!

Or better yet just carry a gun around. Nobody will bat an eye.

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It amazes me how many people still think Jesus was born 25th December. I always hear it on the radio “happy birthday Jesus” and I just think, how stupid are you?

If you do find out please let me know

Really depends on how damaged. I once bought a tub of Ben and Jerry’s from a local shop (interestingly and unrelated also a drug front), got home and noticed the plastic film wasn’t wrapped around to secure the lid. Thought nothing of it, opened it and someone had eaten a mouth full of it and must have put it back on the shelf. Doubt they were carrying a spoon with them so can only assumed they scooped it out with their hands. Put me off ice cream for awhile

Wow this takes me back!

Pure genius from the almighty himself! I’ll quit my job now while I’m ahead (not on my mortgage). /s

Cost of living rising but wages don’t match

Hey me too!

And he’s driving a fucking Tesla that’s brilliant!

I’ve always seen chavs as the tracksuit wearing, loads of kids, living off smokes, scratch cards and pot Noddles that sit around soaking up benefits. I know that nay not be the proper definition of chav but I’m not sure what else to call them

Oh no bad PR! Time to release a new GTA 6 trailer to make everyone forget about this!

With the exception of tick-tock

A few months but that’s due to mental health, mainly body dysmorphia. Women don’t suck they are great. If you think they do maybe try men?

I will start there. Thank you so much!

It does seem a bit weird. Who would I have to screw to board the plane? The pilot?

Plenty of crime where I am and the police won’t do a thing about it! Any idea how I would report the police for not coming out for the crimes? A few of the crimes are fighting, drug dealing, street racing, ant social behaviour all of which occur late at night/ early hours in the morning.

Used to use this before switching to linux. Highly recommend great easy to use UI and it didn’t break anything (for me)

I don’t remember tom nook looking like that?